• The year is quickly straying / But we have an inclined plane, just saying. / And it’s acting just like a champ / Let it ramp, let it ramp, let it ramp

  • Good Prez. Jeff Mann opened shop in Illinois / with a staff of eight, minus seven / That began the work of one old boy / It was two thousand eleven

  • We do the heavy lifting in a literal way: With our nationwide network, our customers take advantage of The Yard Ramp Guy's Turnkey Services.

  • Oh, the opportunity is rightful / With the economy delightful / And since you've made your biz a champ / Buy a ramp! Rent a ramp! Buy a ramp!

  • We're both humbled and thrilled to announce three talented and motivated additions to The Yard Ramp Guy team.

  • Many business owners have waited to see if things calm down before they decide to buy equipment. Things haven't calmed down.

  • Other industrial yard ramp elements are hiding in plain sight, at the edges. We cover the peripheral things so that you can stay focused.

  • The Transaction: helping a potential yard ramp customer, even when it's not a good fit. That's good karma for the business soul.