Toward Ramping Up to 2018
(to the tune of “Auld Lang Syne”)
Should old equipment be forgot
And you never bought a new kind
Then rent a ramp, for goodness sake
And have your peace of mind.
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(to the tune of “Jingle Bells”)
Dashing hopes of flow
Of orders through the bay
The floor’s so cramped, we know
With more stock on the way.
Work time’s shuffling
Making buyers slight
What can we do to have a better
Way to make things right?
Oh, work compels, work compels
Me to have a ramp
With ten-ton-pound capacity,
And wheels to help decamp.
Work compels, work compels
Me to have a ramp
Oh, what fun it is to have a way
To move stuff like a champ.
A week or two ago,
I thought I’d close up shop
And then The Yard Ramp Guy
Did send a truck to stop
With yard ramp gleaming bright
At my bay it sits
Working all the while
To help our forklift up and down,
Moving pallets in a pile.
Oh, work compels, work compels
Me to have a ramp
With ten-ton-pound capacity,
And wheels to help decamp.
Work compels, work compels
Me to have a ramp
Oh, what fun it is to have a way
To move stuff like a champ.
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(to the tune of “Silent Night”)
Sturdy ramp, just the right height!
Forklift rides up, pallets just right
Found our rhythm, orders reconciled
CEO saw it and exhaled and smiled
Working now smoothly in peace
With yard ramp for sale or for lease.
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Quotable
Okay, McCoy Fields — Very interesting:
