Jingle Most of the Way
Okay. First of all, and most importantly: we wish you and yours a very happy, healthy New Year’s.
Second: your business will love our 15th Anniversary Clearance Sale. Happening now through the end of January. Click HERE to take advantage of some tremendous discounts on select inventory.
Third: stay tuned for a number of developments and innovations in 2026. We can’t say more right now; hint: we’re being (Mc)coy about it
Onward. Below are some song snippets we morphed to fit the holiday/yard ramp mood. Full disclosure: we gave AI a chance to shine in verse. It was a disaster. Example:
Deck the docks with tons of cargo
Fa la la la la, la la la la
If we’re going to make people cringe with our rhyming, we want it to be an all-human cringeworthy experience. And here we go:
(to the tune of “Deck the Halls”)
Deck the dock with inventory
Buy-a rent-a ramp, la la la la
You’ll love profit territory
Buy-a rent-a ramp, la la la la.
(to the tune of “Silent Night”)
Silent knight rides forklift tonight,
All is calm, pallets are light
Round yon corner comes truck in a while
With revenue for you and partner and child
Hope my pay gets increased
‘Cause my car is still on lease.
(to the tune of “Jingle Bell Rock”)
Bought a ramp, I’m a champ, I’m on the clock
Made so much green, it’s almost obscene
Knowin’ I’m towin’ my wares by the ton
Oh, this yard ramp is way too much fun
Delivered right, turnkeyed right, there at the dock
Pam made a call, soon I had it all
Shelly and Jessica, they had me at “Hi”
That’s the way of The Yard Ramp Guy.
From The Ramp Rules Blog:
This week, our man McCoy Fields seems to have a problem distinguishing the word “cusp” from “cups.” But, natch, he’s only toying around with words again, using them as benevolent weapons to lure us in an win us over. This time, he’s full of flattery and hints of secrets and surprises.
Click HERE to read how our Renaissance man honors us.
