Whatever It Takes
Back in the day, we knew a banker in a Midwestern town. Vice President of This and That, he would lick each stamp and envelope of his voluminous holiday cards he sent to family and friends. We asked him why; surely there are self-sealing envelopes and peel-off stamps. His answer: "Whatever it takes to get the job done."
We know a driver who simply doesn't like left turns. And so, whenever possible, she instead makes three right turns to get to where she wanted. Whatever it takes.
We know a guy named John Henry, who used his hammer and muscle to compete against a steam-powered rock drilling machine. And he won. Though he died soon after. But point taken.
We knew a guy named Neo who used his special set of skills to take down the Matrix of artificial intelligence machines controlling the planet.
And now we know a farm operation in Wisconsin that uses two mules to help offload what looks like either bales of seed or bedsheets and get them to the barn.
As an added bonus . . . with our industry-disrupting Turnkey Services, we can help you with the delivery, off-load, and installation of your ramp (via mule by special request only, depending on availability).
Our ramps never need feeding or watering.